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Archive for June, 2009

DIY for Dummies

Filed under Me Be Stupid  

safety equipment

For years, DIY meant making little curtains, slip covering a few pillows, slobbering over paint colors. The fun and easy stuff.  Now it’s all about vise grips, power tools, respirators, sanders, and a little screaming and crying. Everybody I talked to said that scraping a popcorn ceiling was simple if you sprayed it with water [...]

My Sister, A Pickle & Airport Security

Filed under Humor,Travel  

frisked-for-a-pickle

From my sister: As I walked through the x-ray machine, security asked “Who belongs to this bag?” I should have kept my mouth shut.“Can you step to the security area , please? We need to pat you down.” I spread em and put out my arms while being fondled by a female goliath. She asked [...]