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License to Drill

Filed under Me Be Stupid  

Red Dress and a Drill

“What’s my drill doing in the trash?” my husband asked. The look on his Man Face alerted me to the fact that he was desperately searching for a reason he might likely understand. And he was holding his drill as though it was a priceless work of art, in two hands. My problem with having [...]

We Keep it Stinky

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“We Keep it Stinky” From “Smells Like Funk” by the Black Eyed Peas, Elephunt Album I took my eyes off the road a moment to glance at Liz. “You haven’t said a word and your arms are still crossed.” She is so generously endowed for her height that I can’t believe she doesn’t fall over. [...]